
“And if it’s not too much, Clark, I’d like to get you something really nice. It ain’t as strong so I don’t know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.” So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. “Don’t go puttin’ none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. You ever see her?”Įddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things. Randy Quaid Quaid would return as Cousin Eddie on several occasions, most notably in 'Christmas Vacation' and 'Vegas Vacation.' The character even got his own spinoff TV-movie, 2003s. Eddie: You know, those were my mother's dying words. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. View Quote Clark: Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.”Įddie: “Oh, yeah. Some if his finer points:Įddie: “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. The lines he spews are solid gold…it’s absolutely as good as it gets. I can quote the entire move, and do so frequently, as do most of you.Īll of the characters have their own personalities, but it’s safe to say that Cousin Eddie is the most quotable.
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I have loved this movie since it came out in 1989. It’s quite possible that I’m watching it as you read this post.

I’ve already watched “Christmas Vacation” twice this season.
